Joeys Place

Addtional InformationImportant information about the house:
Self check-in with Key safe.

Quiet time: 9pm till 7am.

We are a non-smocking house, please respect this and take any butts with you.

We are not a pet friendly house. Evidence of such will incur an extra cleaning charge, which may be expensive.

Please be mindful when manoeuvring your suitcases around the house. Do not drag them over the floors and try your best not to scuff the walls.

Guest amenities and stock: this is a self-contained holiday house; we have provided some kitchen staples and guest amenities for your comfort, and these are not replenished during your stay. If you run out of require alternative provisions, there are two supermarkets in town. Check the where to eat and drink section for more information.

Wheelie bins: Please ensure general rubbish is placed in the bin with the RED lid and items to recycle (glass, plastic and cardboard) in the bin with the YELLOW lid.

Red bins are collected early mornings of every Tuesday and the recycling early mornings of every second Tuesday. If you do put them out by the roadside, please ensure they are about 30cm apart to allow the truck’s arm to wrap around the bin.

Water – General Use: Please note this area has low rain fall and is environmentally sensitive. For these reasons, we would be grateful if you could please conserve water by having shorter showers, turn taps off while brushing teeth, do not wash any vehicles and generally be mindful that this is one of the driest parts of Australia. Thank you!

Checkin is at 2 pm and checkout is at 10:00 am.

The house is in Swanwick Drive, Coles Bay, just a few minutes to the main hub of Coles Bay. It is absolutely waterfront with only a few steps until you reach the water.

House design: the house was renovated in two sections. You have full access to the front section, facing the Swan River including the internal deck for a great BBQ protected from the wind. The back of the building including the garage, are not for guest access. These areas are where the owner have all their belonging stored. But don’t worry, you won’t share the space with anyone else, the owners and their family won’t stay at the house while you are having your holiday here.

Please refrain from trying to gain access to the garage or the upper building. Thanks.

Guest parking: Once you are on the gate, you can park your car on the left-hand side of the building where the entrance to the house is, so you are just a few steps into your holiday house. There is plenty of room for two or three small cars.

Wi-Fi and TV: The house has NBN and a smart TV where you can log in into any of your personal accounts using your own credentials.

Internet access is provided for your convenience allowing general usage, checking of emails, and some standard streaming services. Internet can at times be intermittent or slow, this can be for several reasons including weather conditions, the number of users on the network, and exceeding your data allowance.

Drinking water: Here in Swanwick, we rely solely on rainwater to drink. We regularly monitor water levels and quality and while the rainwater is completely safe for us, you may prefer to boil the water from the tap before drinking.

Toilets and Septic: we operate on a septic system, so to avoid an overflowing toilet, please DO NOT place anything down the toilet other than loo paper. There are sanitary bags provided for anything else.

Checking out: The general rule is to leave it how you found it. Please place the key back in the lock box. Checkout is by 10 am unless arranged otherwise.

Please leave the sheets on the beds and put wet towels on the floor in the bathroom.

For safety reasons please ensure all heaters, fans, oven and cooktop, lights and air conditioning are switched off upon departure.

Please make sure the property is left how you found it and that dirty dishes are not left for the cleaner as this may incur an additional cleaning fee not covered in the original fee.

If anything breaks, is empty or you have a note about any issues, repairs, etc, please leave it out for us on the kitchen bench. It will help us so much.

We love sharing this place with you and appreciate any feedback to better the experience in the future.

Broken items: Breakages happen, especially wine glasses. Don’t stress, but please make sure you leave it out or let us know so we can replace. Other larger damages caused during your stay will be assessed in case-by-case basis and may be charged to your account.

Extra guests: Joey’s place has the capacity for 5 guests only. Please do not exceed this. Linen will only be provided for the number of guests booked and paid for. You will be charged an extra fee for extra guests.

Electric cooktop: the house has an electric cooktop, instructions on how to operate it can be found on the appliances folder in the kitchen pantry.

Other appliance’ operator manuals are also found on this folder.

Our wildlife and birds: We have an eco-friendly property and encourage all our native wildlife. The best way to get close to them is to sit quietly and let them come to you – particularly our superb fairy wren family who lives here permanently. We have plenty of different birds as well as an occasional wallaby and echidna.

Please DO NOT hurt our blue tongue lizard. Watch out as it often sits on the drive so, please do not run it over! It is often about in summer and will not hurt you if you leave it alone, but it does have a nasty bite if you try to touch it.

However, if you see a rabbit –cute as they are- these are feral and cause damage to the surrounding bush. They have only moved in recently and feel free to scare these away!!!!

Groceries and Supplies:
Coles Bay IGA is a short drive in Coles Bay. They have a good range of products, including wine.

Iluka Tavern has a bottle shop with a range of beverages.

Iluka Convenience is a short drive in Coles Bay, they have a petrol station, ice and a good range of products.

Checking out: The general rule is to leave it how you found it. Please place the key back in the lock box. Please make sure the property is left how you found it and that dirty dishes are not left for the cleaner as this may incur an additional cleaning fee not covered in the original fee.